Or am I the April Fool . . .  I remember my nana, calling her husband from his bed in early morning every April 1, to answer the downstairs telephone. “LEO! LEO!! LEO!!!” she would trill, louder and louder until he finally lumbered down the stairs. Every single year she did this to him. He never caught on.

Funny how unserious the jokes used to be.

Larger:

Last word would be “water.”

Q: “Watch the water.”

If you recall, Egypt’s president wanted to unload the containers, ostensibly to lighten the load while the ship was stuck, but was there this other reason?

I searched duck duck go for “global warrant for Evergreen’s cargo ships.” Nothing came up.

And this is the only mention I’ve seen on social media.

So, false? Or covered up, FAST.

Meanwhile, Evergreen Shipping, wouldn’t ya know, says it won’t be responsible for Ever Given cargo delays.

I wonder . . . what awaits the ship in Rotterdam?